- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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