- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Death by kayak

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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