- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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