- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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