- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Who wants water? I do.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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