What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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