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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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