- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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