- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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