- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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