A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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whats green and lives in the water

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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