- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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