Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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gingers

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Anti Joke

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