JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Yes

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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