- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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