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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Cripples are lame.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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