Tucker Rivera

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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