Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Roses are red, yup.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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