- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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