- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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