How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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