roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

womens rights

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Anti Joke

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