- Anti Joke

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

whats hairy and crys your mom

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.