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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

In soviet Russia...things are different

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

womens rights

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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