What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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