What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

men's rights activists

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

The child was fired from his job.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

hers a joke... japanese people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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