- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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