A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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