Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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