what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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