What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What does? 42

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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