Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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