haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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