The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Hello

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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