Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Tilt your screen back .

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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