Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Poop...

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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