- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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