I will create more jobs for americans

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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