- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

the economy.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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