What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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