Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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