I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Donald Trump

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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9/11 my birthday

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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