Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Anti Joke

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