What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's 9+10? 19

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

David Cameron

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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