- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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