Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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