- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

your mama's so fat... that's it

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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