- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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