Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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