- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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