- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Im about to rewrite History....... History

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