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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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