Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Women's Soccer.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Golf.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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