- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

I'm hungry.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

there once was a chicken it was yellow

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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