Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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9/11 my birthday

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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