- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Chick Norris... Enough said

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??