What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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