- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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