What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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woman's rights

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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