- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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