- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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