Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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