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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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