A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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