What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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