- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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