- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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