- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Gustavo Andrade

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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