What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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