What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A man penetrates another man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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