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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

AIDS

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.