- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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