- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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