- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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