Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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