- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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