- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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