- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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