- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your mom.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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