I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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