Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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