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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

sky silverstein

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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