- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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