- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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