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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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