- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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