Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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FUCK YOU

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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