- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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