- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

womens rights

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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