- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Women's Rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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