Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Anti Joke

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