How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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