- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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