your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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