person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Dumbledore dies.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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