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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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