Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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