A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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