don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Tunechi

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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