whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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