Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Communism hehe xd

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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