- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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