Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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why dont they make black forks

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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