Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

u know whats a crime? rape

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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