- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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