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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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