- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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