Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

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