knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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