Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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hey guys im gay

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A women left the kitchen.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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