- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Get on the boat.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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