How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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