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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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