- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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