- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's 9+10? 19

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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