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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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