A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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haha black people :D

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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