What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Yes

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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