- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

my penis

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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