- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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