- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

a. why? b. because I wanted

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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