- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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