:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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