Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Andoni was here

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

a man checks his mypsace

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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