- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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