- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

I will create more jobs for americans

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Women's rights.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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