- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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