What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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