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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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