- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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