- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Pain Olympics.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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