What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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like if your cool

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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