- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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