What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's 1+1? 69.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

this website is a bad joke

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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