- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

No

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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