What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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