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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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