What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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