- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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