Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Dumb

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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