- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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