What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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GOODBYE

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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guess what? bannanas

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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