What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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