What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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