- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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