- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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