A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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