What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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David Cameron

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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