Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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