Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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