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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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