- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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