- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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