- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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