Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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