What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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