- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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