- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

guess what? bannanas

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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