- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Nero, sure you are okay?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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