Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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