Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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