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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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