A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Anti Joke

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