- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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