- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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