why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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