What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Anti Joke

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