- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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