- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

So these two girls have a cup .

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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