- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Donald Trump

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Dick Cheney That's the joke