While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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