There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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