- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

womens rights.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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