- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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