- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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