knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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HOLY COW!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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american idol

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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