- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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