Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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