- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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