What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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