Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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